A middle aged Yorkshire couple came in the shop the other day – I’d seen their Land Rover on our car park camera monitor.
“Reet lad,” he said, “I want a good machine for t’wife.”
I walked around her and said, “Well she seems a fair swop – but can she cook?”
“Oh, fairley,” he said, “and I’ll throw in a couple of sheep – how’s that?”
Strangley, his wife wasn’t amused.